Yoda Beware

Yoda, a grungy puppet,

Demonstrates the worthlessness of charm and wisdom.

A shrill caricature of a wise man,

A shmata paper-maché piece of crap,

Who spouts cliché Eastern philosophy.

Yoda, I deplore your Lego lightsabre,

Your Jedi bullshit.

You punky poseur,

You mock the ephemeral nature of the path.

Of the dharma and the sanga.

You false squeaky voiced phony bodhisattva,

I stand before you naked.

I condemn you.

 

And you, corrupt puppeteer,

Remove your hand

To reveal the broken lifeless spirit of a doll

Without a spine.